Archive for the ‘television’ Category
Physician, heal thyself. C’mon, it’s been 7 seasons already, heal thyself!
In semi-alright/moderately okay news for Scrubs fans, the creator Bill Lawrence (or ‘billy’ as John C. McGinley calls him) has spoken about the upcoming season – or seasons – of Scrubs and about ex-network NBC.
Things I’ve learned from comedic panel discussion/quiz shows
- “fluffer” jokes are no longer funny
- relevant guests (i.e. musicians on music quiz shows) are never as entertaining as irrelevant guests (comedians or regulars)
- The Chaser works best when scripted
- “APEC summit” jokes are no longer funny
- the Brits do it better
- jokes about death? always funny. They say he was a good actor but Heath Ledger’s last performance was a little hard to swallow. see?
- ross noble makes everything at least 3 times better
- i wonder if Heath Ledger’s suicide note was titled, “10 Things I Hate About Myself”?
- ok now i’m just getting distracted…
- one of the regular team captains is always either fat or bald. fact.
- if one of the regular team captains is female, she is never very attractive, but never too ugly. if she is too ugly, she must be extremely funny and/or cynical.
- it’s rumored that Heath Ledger might have actually died from alcohol poisoning….. a few too many cock sucking cowboys.
