Posts Tagged ‘happening’
Mini-Reviews
Get Smart
2.5/5
Fairly entertaining but not funny enough.
The Happening
0/5
Shit sandwich.
Gone Baby Gone
4/5
Really interesting mystery/drama starring Casey Affleck. Well worth checking out.
Ed Wood
4/5
Hilarious b&w biopic about the universally accepted Worst Director of All Time, Edward D. Wood Jr. Johnny Depp stars and it’s directed by Tim Burton.
Planet Terror
4/5
Modern schlock horror at its bloody best.
Layer Cake
3.5/5
Great british crime film, starring Daniel Craig.
A Scanner Darkly
4/5
Disturbing story of drug addicts and an undercover cop in the near future. Uses rotoscoping animation technique to create a shifting, hallucinatory vision of addiction.
Doomsday
1/5
Neil Marshall’s third film (after Dog Soldiers and The Descent) is about a viral outbreak in the UK. It is really stupid.
What’s Going On?
The Happening sucks. It sucks HUUUGE sweaty balls. It’s without a doubt the worst movie of the year, and possibly of the decade. It was unintentionally hilarious in it’s poorly scripted, ham-acted idiocy. Do not pay money for this unless you enjoy mocking shite films in a public arena.
